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Round Ireland with a Fridge

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

By Tony Hawks

Have you ever made a drunken wager? Worse, nonetheless, have you ever eveer attempted to win one? In trying to hitchhike around eire wich a refrigerator, Tony Hawks did either, and his foolhardiness led him to 1 of the easiest reports of his lifestyles. Joined via his trusty touring companion-cum-domestic equipment, he made his means from Dublin to Donegal, from Sligo via Mayo, Galway, Clare, Kerry, Cork, Wexford, Wicklow--and again back to Dublin. of their month of insanity, Tony and his refrigerator met a true prince, a bogus king, and the refrigerator acquired christened. They surfed jointly, entered a bachelor competition, and certainly one of them had intercourse with no the opposite understanding. And unexpectedly, the refrigerator itself grew to become a short-term concentration for the folks of Ireland.

An foreign bestseller, Round eire with a Fridge is a vintage commute experience within the culture of invoice Bryson with a touch of Dave Barry.

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Quarter Life Poetry: Poems for the Young, Broke and Hangry

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

The author of the preferred Quarter existence Poetry Tumblr and Instagram tackles real-life truths of labor, cash, intercourse, and lots of different 20-something demanding situations during this laugh-out-loud selection of poetry.

Samantha Jayne is familiar with that existence post-college is not as glamorous as all undergrads imagine it is going to be... simply because she's presently dwelling it. At 25, Samantha begun developing doodles and humorous poems approximately her #struggle to percentage with associates on Instagram. To her shock, those poems have been picked up by means of 20-somethings all over the international who agreed, "This is actually us."

At a time while it sort of feels like all people else is getting married, snagging a dream task, and paying off their pupil loans, Samantha's poetry captures the voice of kids in every single place who be aware of that your 20s can occasionally be the complete opposite of "the most sensible years of your life."

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The Squire, His Knight, and His Lady (The Squire's Tales)

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

By Gerald Morris

Squire Terence and Sir Gawain are off questing back, yet this time their trip is overshadowed by way of their final vacation spot: Gawain is to satisfy up with the fairway Knight in a competition which could simply bring about Gawain's loss of life. alongside the way in which the 2 have a slew of hair-raising adventures and stumble upon the standard unusual collection of characters, together with the plucky girl Eileen. Sparks immediately fly among Terence and Eileen as she joins the squire and his knight on their travels. As they weave their approach among the realm of fellows and the opposite international, Gawain and Terence observe a lot approximately themselves. The Squire, His Knight, and His woman is the sequel to Gerald Morris's debut ebook, The Squire's story, approximately which the Bulletin of the guts for kid's Books raved, "This Arthurian highway journey could have readers puzzling over why there aren't extra books like this one and hoping that Morris will do it again." And so he has.

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Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

By Erma Bombeck, Bil Keane

"She is going some distance together with her e-book to turn out that humor is the easiest -- very likely the single -- strategy to maintain the realm on a good keel."
CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
Remember the issues mom used to claim? Erma Bombeck recalls all of them and now she's utilizing them on her personal teenagers! With smart illustrations via Bob Keane, those rather humorous, too-true observations on relations and children and why it can not paintings yet does, is an excellent antitdote to the day-by-day difficulties and crises that each relations faces. With Erma Bombeck on your nook, laughter is the simplest trainer you could have....

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Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

By Andrew Simonian

A hilarious illustrated e-book within the becoming homosexual and bi-curious industry. a complete original.

"George used to be a instantly little monkey yet continually very... curious. in the future George observed a guy. He had on a sassy red beret. And George bought excited, regardless of himself."

And so starts off the saga of Bi-Curious George. humans of every age and predilections will love this hilariously smart parody of 1 of the main loved vintage kid's books of all time.

Just do not learn it on your youngsters.

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Do Ants Have Assholes?: And 106 of the World's Other Most Important Questions

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

"Every 12 months, one humorous publication turns out to stand proud of all of the others. This 12 months, it really is Do Ants Have [Assholes]?…a rip-roaring parody"
Spectator

"The e-book being touted as this year's can't-miss, downstairs-loo-fixture of a dead-cert publishing-phenomenon-sensation"
Guardian

"A very humorous spoof of pop-science collections"
Daily Telegraph

A venerable and ancient newspaper, the previous Geezer is learn and revered by way of the world's such a lot conscientious, upright voters. whilst those beacons of
respectability have critical questions, they flip to the previous Geezer's "Questions and solutions" page.

Do Ants Have Assholes? collects the enlightening solutions to thought-provoking questions such as:

  • If you notice an endangered animal consuming an endangered plant, what do you do?
  • How many males wouldn't it take to kill an elephant with their naked hands?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all of them need to drown?
  • Are "crabs" concerning crabs?
  • What if there have been no hypothetical questions?

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Doughnut

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

By Tom Holt

The doughnut is a specific thing of attractiveness.
A circle of fried doughy perfection.
A resource of convenience in making an attempt instances, probably.
For Theo Bernstein, despite the fact that, it's a long way, a long way more.

Things were going beautiful badly for Theo Bernstein. An unlucky twist of fate at paintings has misplaced him his task (and his paintings concerned a truly Very huge Hadron Collider, so he is not likely to get it back). His spouse has left him. And he does not have any money.

Before Theo has time to totally savour the pointlessness of his personal depressing lifestyles, information arrives that his buddy Professor Pieter van Goyen, well known physicist and Nobel laureate, has died.

By leaving the it appears valueless contents of his security deposit to Theo, even if, the professor has set him on a quest of epic proportions. A trip that may rewrite the legislation of physics. A conflict to avoid wasting humanity itself.

This is the story of a guy who had not anything and gave all of it as much as locate his future - and a doughnut.

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Darcy Burdock (Darcy Burdock, Book 1)

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

By Laura Dockrill

Introducing Darcy Burdock, a brand new, cool, all-conquering lady personality with a clean and particular tackle the world.

Ten-year-old Darcy is certainly one of life's noticers. Curious, smart-as-a-whip, humorous and fiercely dependable, she sees the extreme within the daily and the sweetness on the earth round her.

Written and illustrated by means of Laura Dockrill: writer, poet & performer – imagine girl Gaga meets mom Goose.

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Monster High

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

By Lisi Harrison

From Lisi Harrison, the New York Times bestselling writer of The Clique and Alphas, comes a brand new sequence with a clean twist on highschool, romance, and the "horrors" of attempting to slot in.

The monster neighborhood has stored a low profile on the neighborhood highschool, but if new women sign up, the city is just not an analogous. Created simply fifteen days in the past, Frankie Stein is psyched to alternate her father's formaldehyde-smelling basement lab for events and prom.

But with a scholar physique completely freaked out by means of rumors of monsters stalking the halls, Frankie learns that top tuition may be tough for a sublime freak like her. She thinks she unearths a pal in fellow new scholar Melody Carver-but can a "normie" be depended on along with her titanic secret?

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Full Moon (Blandings Castle, Book 7)

November 7, 2016 | Humor | By admin | 0 Comments

By P. G. Wodehouse

While the moon is complete at Blandings, unusual issues occur: between them the portray of a portrait of The Empress, two times in succession winner within the fats Pigs type on the Shropshire Agricultural express. What better option of artist, in Lord Emsworth's opinion, than Landseer. The popular painter of The Stag at Bay could have been useless for many years, yet that doesn't hinder Galahad Threepwood from introducing him to the fort -- or fairly introducing invoice Lister, Gally's godson, so desperately in love with Prudence that he's decided to go into Blandings in one more imposture. upload a bunch of fearsome aunts, uncles and millionaires, combine in Freddie Threepwood, seashore the Butler and the gardener McAllister, and the moon is complete certainly.

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